Alternate (terrible) page title: Allred in the Face.
Next week: A motivational message for young people.
Edit: I totally forgot to mention this when I wrote this post last night, but Mike Allred is seriously my favorite comic artist. I recommend pretty much anything he’s ever done, especially Madman, but also X-Statix and, yes, the Golden Plates.
If they were smart, Jesus wouldn't pop out of nowhere in the comics, but he would be the super strong, invulnerable superhero. You know, fighting Satanman and stuff. Now that's a religion.
Would Jonah be a failed Aquaman then?
Ah-ha-ha-ha! That's the best thing in a long time.
(Other than the comic it's self of course.)
I've traded jokes with Mormon missionaries before. "Two boats and a helicopter!" "Because 30 is enough!" Heh.
I have to admit I'm a little fascinated with Mormons, though I'm a lapsed Catholic. I've got a Mormon coworker, nice enough guy. At the very least, working near his office helped me to clean up my language (my own initiative). But nobody's peer-pressuring me to give up coffee dangit.
i <3 Anxiety.
Never does not need magic seeing stones to see through their bullshit.
I completely commiserate with Never. I have friends like that too… Having a conversation about random topic B and then BAM!Jesus. It's a little bit stressful.
Of course, when the people you're talking to are actually wearing missionary badges, it's not REALLY a surprise.
Didn't they have a Jesus episode on a lost episode of Deep Space 9? I think Worf converted to being a snake handler.
Ah, so THAT'S how Mormonism works XD
Suddenly Jesus would make a great name for a sitcom
Or an indie rock band. Though you would need to have the comma in the middle, and fans would get very worked up if you forgot to put it in.
This one actually made me lol.
Mormon "Big Daddy" Ed Roth created Rat Fink and is beloved by hot rod enthusiasts the world over.