So I moved into my new place this weekend (hence the late comic). I have one thing to say about my new place: I have a totally sweet new coffee table with some crappy 90s comic books under the glass. And it’s awesome.

The comics are Venom: The Madness, X-Men 2099, and The New Warriors, by the way.

Next week: Debauchery!

Never should already know that people never give you enough attention for your cool new styles. It’s a sad fact.

Jeez, Flikker. You think that about everything.

Next week: New wings!

I am triumphant! Failing internet connection cannot stop me from posting the comic! (Though it can delay me significantly…)

Coming next week: Indignation! (It’s not often that one finds opportunity to use that word. Well, if you do, chances are fair that you’re pretty pretentious.)

August 2 update: Unfortunately, internet is down at my home, preventing me from uploading today’s comic. Hopefully it will be up and running when I get home from work this evening. Keep an eye on Twitter for updates this evening.

Coming next week: Flikker’s troubling Communist tendencies.

Coming next week: “You’re what?”

I think “youths” is a funny word. Not sure why.

Next week: We get to know Flikker a little better.

I really wasn’t trying to imitate these guys with my shlocky filler comic, but they do make great comics and you should check them out if you don’t already read them:

Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques
Shortpacked by David Willis

Coming next week: The comic I that was supposed to be up this week.

Alternate (terrible) page title: Allred in the Face.

Next week: A motivational message for young people.

Edit: I totally forgot to mention this when I wrote this post last night, but Mike Allred is seriously my favorite comic artist. I recommend pretty much anything he’s ever done, especially Madman, but also X-Statix and, yes, the Golden Plates.