I don’t KNOW if I’m the first person to write a Mormon-themed “badass one-liner”, but I’m damn sure going to make that claim. Don’t ruin this for me, guys.

So, I won’t call this an “April Fools” comic, both because it’s not April Fools Day anymore and because it’s not much of a trick. It’s really just a really slow-moving storyline at this point. (Just like the normal comic, am I right?)

This thing took FOREVER. It wasn’t supposed to. I planned to keep it simple (and then I failed to follow through on that). I absolutely hate this page at this point. I’m just tired of looking at it. Honestly, I wanted to do a lot more with it, but I’d rather get back to work on the real comic.

Coming next time (I won’t say “next week” because I truly meant it last time and clearly that just jinxed the whole thing): We meet someone new.